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                        OFFICIAL CODE SHEET

It has been brought to the attention of the Management there is
extensive use of foul and/or abusive language in the exchange of normal
verbal communication during the course of routine activities pertaining
to the completion of our day-to-day routine. In order to alleviate this
horrendous situation and, at the same time, not impinge on the
individual freedom and originality of our workers, the following numbers
shall be henceforth uttered in lieu of the catchy phrases listed beside
each number.

        101 - You got to be shitting me
        102 - Get off my fucking back
        103 - Beats the shit outa me
        104 - What the fuck?
        105 - It's so fucking bad, I can't believe it
        106 - I hate this fucking place
        107 - This place sucks
        108 - Fuck you very much
        109 - Lovely, just fucking lovely
        110 - Beautiful, just fucking beautiful
        111 - Fuck, shit, piss
        112 - I just got fucked
        113 - Big fucking deal
        114 - Hang it in your fucking ear
        115 - Get bent
        116 - Ram it, cram it, and rotate it rapidly to the right
        117 - Fan-fucking-tastic/Far-fucking-out
        118 - Fuck it, just fuck it
        119 - Hot shit
        120 - Bitching
        121 - Tell someone who gives a shit
        122 - Don't get fucking wise
        123 - I don't give a fuck
        124 - I didn't design the fucking thing, I just installed the
              Mother Fucker
        125 - Kiss my ass
        126 - Your ass
        127 - It won't fucking work
        128 - Fuck off
        129 - Go pound sand in your ass
        130 - Who called this fucking meeting, anyway?
        131 - You are fucked up beyond all repair
        132 - Where the fuck is my drink?
        133 - Fuck you
        134 - Shove this fucking place up your ass
        135 - Oh shit
        136 - Go fuck yourself
        137 - Up yours
        138 - Shove it, you son-of-a-bitch
        139 - Answer your fucking phone
        140 - Answer your own fucking phone
        141 - Half-assed, two-bit, mother-fucking son-of-a-bitch
        142 - Fuckin' A
        143 - What a chickenshit outfit
        144 - Cram it up your ass
        145 - Eat me
        146 - That's un-fucking believable
        147 - Your ass sucks canal water
        148 - Pardon me - you obviously mistook me for someone who gives
              a shit
        149 - You're stroking my bird (var. choking my chicken, waxing
              my carrot)
        150 - Blow it out your ass


Acronyms:

FUPITA - FUcking Pain In The Ass

SNAFU - Situation Normal All Fucked Up

FUBAR - Fucked Up Beyond All Repair

BOHICA - Bend Over - Here It Comes Again